I don't care what anybody says, I like this argv0 character. He shows no mercy.

Scenario 1:
<Feature Requester> Hey I have a feature request, ________
<argv0> What? Ugh, you can script that.

Scenario 2:
<Feature Requester> Here's my suggestion ________
<argv0> What? Screw that. That's useless dude. I wouldn't use it.