I've been working with the original poster regarding the problems that he's encountering, but at no point do I see anything that indicates that he's commanding that a script be written for him, in fact, if anything, almost the opposite is true.

Reference post dated: Dec. 1 2006 @ 8:33 pm EST
I'm not exactly asking anybody to actually put in time and effort to write me any scripts (although that would probably take less than helping me to actually understand). Then I don't learn anything, so i'd never be able write my own scripts.

and post dated: Dec. 5 2006 @ 10:40 pm EST
Im not saying you cant write any code, I'm just saying that if you do, Explain it thoroughly so that I end up being able to do it on my own. Just 'Translate it into english'.