Edited my post above.

Included picture of my TI-85.
Included output from 3 programming languages (Javascript, Python and MATLAB).
Included verbatim source from college algebra book.

Does anyone here have MAPLE they can try this on?

Would someone try debug.print -2^2 in Visual Basic aswell?


Well. At least I won lunch.
Good philosophy, see good in bad, I like!