* zack waits for them to get to ALT+Z...
Really, stop being so arrogant about everything. My mother never uses keyboard combinations, she'd rather use the menus for copy/paste/find/etc. Even when I made some Macros for her to use on her screenplays that used keyboard combinations she asked me where the menu items were.
You're not the majority, in fact, mentally and personality-wise, you're by far in the minority.
