I wish you Search-mongers would stop wasting everyone's time and actually assist users for once,
instead of scaring them off.
It is OK to pleasently remind someone how to use the
Search Feature next time, but
ONLY after you actually answer their question... or at the very least, link them to a related post.
If you can't do that much, then you're just as lazy as people who don't search for themselves, and are also deserving of public ridicule.
STOP IT NOW. 
- Raccoon
