on TEXT does *not* work for yourself. You need to use on INPUT (which is formatted a little differently).
Code:
on *:input:#: {
  if (lol isin $1-) {
    splay $findfile($mircdir\lol\,*.wav,$rand(1,$findfile($mircdir\lol\,*.wav,0)))
  }
  elseif (hi isin $1-) {
    splay $findfile($mircdir\hello\,*.wav,$rand(1,$findfile($mircdir\hello\,*.wav,0)))
  }
}


*You'll still need the original code I posted... the original is for others typing text and this is for you typing text*

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