Code:
  on *:INPUT:#: {
if ($1 == *I like dogs*) {
describe cats are better!
return
}
elseif ($1 == *hi*) {
describe how are you!?
return
}
}


ok in that im getting that u want ur mirc to change from u just saying hi to u actually saying that full response and for the other ur going to be saying cats are better? if u say u like dogs??? ok mayb im confused alil but lets give this a try

Code:
 
on *:INPUT:#: {
  if ($1- == *I like dogs*) {
    say cats are better!
    return
  }
  elseif ($1 == hi) {
    say how are you!?
    return
  }
}


ok now that will say those things ur wanting it to say ....... if im getting u right but ..... i dont know how ur wanting it to format EX like having it say hi, how are you or I like dogs, But cats are better! .......... maybe someone else can figure exactly what ur wanting