Hm... better change it a bit

:
on *:INPUT:#: {
var %a, %b
set %a *i like dog*
set %b *hi*
if (%a iswm $1-) {
say cats are better!
}
elseif (%b iswm $1-) {
say how are you!?
}
}
I'm not sure if this works, but give it a shot! Watch out for these { and }... they MUST be between spaces!