Try this instead, it's a lot simpler IMHO
Code:
alias Qcheck { inc -u5 %qcheck | userip Q }
raw 340:*:{
  if %qcheck {
    if Q*TheQBot@127.0.0.1 iswm $2 { echo -site * The real Q is online | halt }
    elseif !$2 { echo -site * Q is not online }
    else { echo -site * Fake Q online $+([,$2,]) }
  }
}