Hello there

Well, almost three years back while I had to depend on netcafe's for internet access, I came across few software which were customised so that a fellow user will only have limited privilage or access to the workstation or services. I think finding such a software, where access to the registry or control pannel is disabled by the Administrator could help you to achieve what you seek.
BUT I am not so sure whether mIRC will bypass such securities provided by these sort of Administrating software.

Please check the following links for more details.

www.right-fax.com/cafe/Internet-Cafe-Software.htm
www.h2ad.com
www.antamedia.com

All the best


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