Me: I have a friend in the next neighborhood whom doesnt have internet, and has also reset his modem.
(You have to add these things or they just ask and you just PO'd real quick
Lol, yeah that usually helps, I also try and stick some stuff in that makes it look like they don't know what they are talking about. Things like "the last tech support guy I was talking to said don't listen to anyone who is telling you it's your router, they don't know what they are talking about... Does this mean you don't know what you're talking about?"
I mean, if they want to waste my time, might as well make it entertaining
