I never suggested that it should beep FOR EVERY  character!!!

One beep per message.

You refuse to admit this can be implimented sanely. I applaud your convictions. No further replies are necessary to convay this.

I can only HOPE that people start spamming with www.mysite.com. This would make it so much easier to filter out annoying spam.

Well. At least I won lunch.
Good philosophy, see good in bad, I like!