Why not use:
Code:
on *:text:*:#: {
 if ($1 == word1) { do stuff }
 elseif ($1 == word2) { do stuff }
 elseif ($1 == word3) { do stuff }
}

This way you only need 1 on text event for all words you want to add.

if ($me != tired) { return } | else { echo -a Get a pot of coffee now $+($me,.) }