botnoob, your script can be improved a bit:
Code:
on *:ACTION:slaps*:#: {
  if (($me != botnoob) && ($2 == $me)) {
    if ($istok(becca rez Gem,$nick,32)) {
      describe $chan thanks for the slap, oh and by the way hows your momma doing? $nick 
    }
    elseif ($istok(danny bob,$nick,32)) { describe $chan kills $nick }
    else { describe $chan slaps $nick back harder. }
  }
}