I'm sorry, but I can hardly understand it...
Can someone please post what's in the text file, and what's in the remote script? (Because I can't figure it out how it works... and I can't find it on Google ¬¬)
Say, I have 2 people that can slap me.
Nick1 and Nick2, and I want to slap them back, but a different message for each nick.
Say for nick1 I want to slap it back with: describe $chan slaps nick1 back and eats the trout.
For nick2 I want: describe $chan slaps nick2 back, and throws the trout back into the river.
Now what do I put into remotes, and what do I put into the textfile? :X