Code:
on *:text:*:#: {
  if (Micah isin $1- && program isin $1- && ink isin $1-) { msg $chan $read(filename.txt) }
  elseif (coffee isin $1-) { msg $chan $read(filename.txt) }
}


I suggest doing it without that $read
example:
Code:
on *:text:*:#: {
  if (Micah isin $1- && program isin $1- && ink isin $1-) { msg $chan I use MSpaint for that }
  elseif (coffee isin $1-) { msg $chan Gimme my Coffee }
}