Code:
on @*:JOIN:#: {
  if (%badnick == on) {
    if ($nick == $me) { halt }
    :loop1
    inc %crap.nick 1
    var %nick.crap $read -l $+ %crap.nick $mircdir\badnicks.txt
    if (%nick.crap == $null) { goto loop2 }
    if (%nick.crap isin $nick) {
      if (%badnick.ban == on) ban -u [ $+ [ %badnick.time ] ] # $nick 3
      kick $chan $nick That was a bad nick.
      goto loop2
    }  
    goto loop1
    :loop2
    unset %crap.nick
  }
}

set %badnick on <- to enable this.
set %badnick.ban on <- if you also want to ban the user.
set %badnick.time 60 <- the ban will last for 1 minute.
all nick's u want to kick on should be stored in the file 'badnicks.txt'

I think this will work, untested tho...

if ($me != tired) { return } | else { echo -a Get a pot of coffee now $+($me,.) }