This code will consider every (non-blank) line after the end of the headers to be a quote.
Code:
on *:TEXT:!quotes:#:showquote
alias showquote {
  if ($event == text) set %qm msg $chan
  else set %qm echo -a
  unset %nextline
  if ($hget(quotes)) hfree quotes
  hmake quotes 5
  if ($sock(q)) sockclose q
  sockopen q www.sith-net.com 80
  .timer 1 5 sockclose q
}

on *:SOCKOPEN:q:{
  if ($sockerr) {
    echo -s Error: couldn't contact website1.
    return
  }
  sockwrite -tn q GET /f4c/Quotes.php HTTP/1.0
  sockwrite -tn q Host: www.sith-net.com
  sockwrite -tn q

}
on *:SOCKREAD:q:{
  var %s
  sockread %s
  ;echo 7 -s > %s

  if ((%s == $null) && (!%nextline)) { set %nextline 1 }
  elseif ((%nextline) && (%s != $null)) {
    hadd quotes %nextline %s
    inc %nextline
  }
}

on *:SOCKCLOSE:q:{
  var %rand = $r(1,$hget(quotes,0).item)
  %qm $hget(quotes,%rand)
  unset %nextline, %qm
  if ($hget(quotes)) hfree quotes
}


If the webpage has one line, that line will always be shown. If the webpage has multiple quotes on multiple lines, all of the lines will be read and a random one will be chosen and sent.

If the /showquote command is entered manually, the quote will be echo'd to the active window. If someone types !quotes in any channel, the quote will be msg'd to that channel.

-genius_at_work