On *:Connect:{
if ($hget(LastConnected,Connected)) { echo 4 -s You last opened mirc $replace($duration($calc(($ticks - $hget(LastConnected,Connected)) / 1000)),min,$chr(32) $+ minute,sec,$chr(32) $+ second,hour,$chr(32) $+ hour,day,$chr(32) $+ day,week,$chr(32) $+ week,month,$chr(32) $+ month,year,$chr(32) $+ year) ago. }
if (!$hget(LastConnected)) { hmake LastConnected }
hadd LastConnected Connected $ticks
}