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   on *:TEXT:!death *:#:{
    /set %dead $rand(1,15)
    if (%dead == 1) { describe $chan grabs a feather and kills $2 by tickling! }
    if (%dead == 2) { describe $chan grabs a set of knifes and throws them into $2 $+ 's face! }
    if (%dead == 3) { describe $chan throws a piano towards $2 $+ ! }
    if (%dead == 4) { describe $chan sneaks up behind $2 and says: Boo! $2 freezes and dies. }
    if (%dead == 5) { describe $chan asks $2 to shake hands. $2 agreed. $me took an electric cable and gave it to $2. BzZzT. $2 $+ 's dead! }
    if (%dead == 6) { describe $chan turns into a ninja and throws shurikens to $2 $+ ! }
    if (%dead == 7) { describe $chan let $2 game everyday day untill $2 passed away! }
    if (%dead == 8) { describe $chan cuts $2 $+ 's wrists! }
    if (%dead == 9) { describe $chan chops $2 $+ 's head off. }
    if (%dead == 10) { describe $chan grabs a chainsaw and cuts $2 to pieces! }
    if (%dead == 11) { describe $chan grabs $2 $+ 's tongue and wraps it around $2 $+ 's neck! $2 chokes to death! }
    if (%dead == 12) { describe $chan pokes $2 $+ 's eyes out with a spoon! }
    if (%dead == 13) { describe $chan takes out her voodoo dol and cuts it in half. $2 $+ 's body cuts in half too! }
    if (%dead == 14) { describe $chan rips $2 $+ 's chest open, grabs the heart and eats it! }
    if (%dead == 15) { describe $chan casts zombies which eat $2 $+ 's brains! }  
  }