No you arent doing the action correctly, but since your not listing the code i dont know what you expect anyone to do about it.
Sorry I was unclear, was talking about the code that Lpfix5 gave me

I think I did something wrong there

The . symbol does not represent the program directory in mirc
No , didnt use that . But i put $read(c:\mirc\txt\lol.txt)
on *:TEXT:*lol*:#: $read(lol.txt)
and lol.txt is in the mIRC main folder and contains something like this:
describe $chan lol right back at ya
msg $chan haha
notice $nick just to tell you I'm laughing too
msg $nick here's a private lol for you!
Bingo! Excactly what i needed! Tnx a million to all your guys. If i'm unclear sometimes, bear with me, English is not my home lingo.

Plus, I know mirc scripting for a few days now, no expert like all of you :P
I find you guys amazing, I think i'm going to like learning mirc scripting!
Thank you!!!!