lol, you mean bugger!
>>"ok please right click on your desktop"
<<"one second"
<<"ok done that"
>>"see properties?"
<<"yes"
>>"ok click on properties"
<<"you want me to go outside and write click on someones house?"
>>"what? the properties on your desktop, do you see that?"
<<"no i only wrote CLICK on my desk, you didnt say to write PROPERTIES"
>>"what? please explain what you did again?"
<<"I did what you said, i took a marker pen and wrote CLICK on the table"
>>"ok please pack the PC up and send it in for repair, this problem is to complexe for over the phone sorry"