1) Don't YELL.
^ I doubt he understands he is.
2) mIRC isn't a filesharing app. It is for chat.
^ I doubt he understands it is.
3) If you don't know how to chat on it... well... yeah. Just type something when you're in a channel... that's all.

^ I doubt he can the channels he well use are all +m or hes kicked for yelling.
4) PS2 downloads are illegal. Burning PS2 games is illegal. See #2.
^ I doubt he cares
And 5 I doubt he well ever find his way back here to read a reply.
(ps this wasnt in anyway against what you said in fact your completely right, just the funnier side needs to be seen to some of these people)