CTCP 1:ASL:?: ctcpreply $nick $1 Old, Horny, Behind you.
CTCP 1:CTC:?: ctcpreply $nick $1 No. Go away!
CTCP 1:PIC:?: ctcpreply $nick $1 , , | , .


Well. At least I won lunch.
Good philosophy, see good in bad, I like!