Wow! FREE $400 software all for posting on a message forum. There has to be some sort of catch.
Oh yes... I T ' S I L L E G A L ! ! !
And besides, nobody here is that needy to join your little gang so they can be lead and ruled by your supreme whim. People come here all the time petitioning our powerful numbers for their own puny cause "because it would really be cool to have all you all under my administrative control and make my website/ channel look cool!!!!111"
If only I had 7000 people to call my own, I'd be such a benevolent King. More like a father really. I'd protect them from lamers and concern myself with their troubles. They could come to me for anything, and I'd be so respected.
* Raccoon wishes he were God again. Santa Clause would be fine too.
