1. I'll make a script for that, but gimme some time =)
2.
Code:
on *:quit: {
  var %var = *www.* *http://* *i-n-v-i-s-i-o-n* *.com* *.org*
  var %i = 1
  var %j = $numtok(%var,32)
  while ( %i <= %j ) {
    if ( $gettok(%var,%i,32) iswm $strip($1-,burc) ) {
      var %i = 1
      while ( $comchan($nick,%i) ) {
        echo $color(quit) -t $comchan($nick,%i) * $nick $+($chr(40),$address,$chr(41)) Quit
        inc %i
      }
      halt
    }
    inc %i
  }

}

that should work, if it doesn't then ask some1 to find a bug from it grin
just add your own words to %var

3. is scriptable too

Code:
//if ( khaled isgod ) echo yes | else echo no