This is exactly the reason you were banned from #mIRC.
Take some initiative and LEARN from the resources provided to you. Don't expect everything to be dictated for you.
If you must, write a script that reads a webpage for you in a custom @window, and randomly insert people's nicks before each paragraph to make it APPEAR as if we're typing it to you.
(I wrote a nifty WPM delay algorithm that calculates how many seconds it should take to type a line, given the typist's average WPM. I'll even share it with you if need be.)
- Raccoon