This is exactly the reason you were banned from #mIRC.

Take some initiative and LEARN from the resources provided to you. Don't expect everything to be dictated for you.

If you must, write a script that reads a webpage for you in a custom @window, and randomly insert people's nicks before each paragraph to make it APPEAR as if we're typing it to you.

(I wrote a nifty WPM delay algorithm that calculates how many seconds it should take to type a line, given the typist's average WPM. I'll even share it with you if need be.)

- Raccoon


Well. At least I won lunch.
Good philosophy, see good in bad, I like!