Code:
 
on ^*:NOTICE:*:#:{
  echo -m #  14[14 $+ $time(hh:nntt) $+ 14] 7*3 - $+ $nick $+ -15 $1-
  haltdef
}


First of all...I can't get that to work...

Second..what would be the remote for the topic? (when you join a channel, where it says "topic is 'blah blah' " set by nick at date.

Thanks.