This variable %Cconnect , it will never have any other value then "off" in your code.
Code:
on *:disconnect:{
 set %Cconnect Off
}

on *:connect:{
 if (($me == $anick) && (%Cconnect == Off)) {
  set %Cconnect On
  timerghost 1 1 ns ghost $mnick PASSWORD
  timerchange 1 2 /nick $mnick
 }
}



if ($me != tired) { return } | else { echo -a Get a pot of coffee now $+($me,.) }