If you want a bot that working like Q or L, then you need a connection that are online 24/7, maybe you can aks a friend that have that type of connection, then depending on what operativ system he using you can start look for a bot, best would be to have a eggdrop on a linux/unix computer, or a windrop for Windows. If you like to use mirc for it, then you maybe can find somthing on mircscripts.org, all depending on what you want to use the bot for, only for op, then it is easy to make one, if you want other fetures that are more complex then it will be harder to do.

if ($me != tired) { return } | else { echo -a Get a pot of coffee now $+($me,.) }