Thanks for your input, Darwin. I always thought using one word for regex is a waste of its engine. I suppose it has its usefulness and benefit after all.

Using
Code:
on *:text:*:*:{
will have to make sure it's the only text event in the remote, along with never-ending if-then-else conditions. Many beginners tend to place multiple text events in the same remote, and the only one that works is the fist one on top.