With Horstl's suggestion in mind, this will prevail:
Code:
on !@*:topic:#superkids:{
  var %a = foreskin|supe3rM4n|word3|word4|etc...
  var %n = $numtok(%a,124) | while (%n) {
    if $istok($strip($1-),$gettok(%a,%n,124),32) {
      ban -k # $nick 2 Please set a topic relevant to the channelsname!
      topic # Open and free! (Anyone please set a topic; relevant to the channelsname.. It might spark an intersting chat!)
    }
    dec %n
  }
}