No one is rude, the problem is that many asking questions here, then they don't show the code they have problem with. it's like walk in to a mechanic "whats wrong with my car", then not bring the car. and if you have been trying the code you have, and it bring a error it would be easier for us to locate the error in it if we see it. now we pasted a working string, and you still have the error in your code.

if ($me != tired) { return } | else { echo -a Get a pot of coffee now $+($me,.) }