no need for a data base or anything like that, i use this:
Code:
on ^*:QUIT:{
  if ($nick == $me) { goto end }
  set %quitmessage $1-
  if Ping timeout isin %quitmessage { set %quitmessage Ping timeout }
  if Connection reset by peer isin %quitmessage { set %quitmessage Connection reset by peer }
  set %quitchan $chan
  %quit.1 = 1 
  if (quit: isin %quitmessage) set %quitmessage $+ $remove(%quitmessage,quit:,...)
  :quits
  if ($nick ison $chan(%quit.1)) { 
    set %quit.echo $chan(%quit.1) 
    themequit
    inc %quit.1
    goto quits 
  }
  elseif ($chan(%quit.1) != $null) { inc %quit.1
  goto quits }
  halt
  else { goto naiquit }
  :naiquit
  halt
  :end
}

then i just use a small script that echo the text i want smile i know it can be coded bether, but as long as it does the job i dont see any need to remake it wink

if ($me != tired) { return } | else { echo -a Get a pot of coffee now $+($me,.) }