on *:TEXT:!addnews *:*:{
var %limit = 8
;
write -il1 news.txt $2-
while ($lines(news.txt) > %limit) { write -dl $lines(news.txt) news.txt }
.notice $nick Added news item
}
on *:TEXT:!shownews:*:{
.notice $nick News Headlines (oldest items first)
.play -n $nick news.txt 500
}