ok i think i may know what your doing...
You put your script into the remotes area and you save and close the script window, you then try to use !setevent and !event and nothing right? well thats because remotes are to be used exactly as the name suggests, remotely. the only time you activate a script in mirc is by alias or popup normally. on TEXT does not pay attention to what you type. it only cares about what it recieves from others. I believe what you want maybe on INPUT... similar syntax to on TEXT.
