This is what i have so far:

Code:
on *:JOIN:#matrixx:{  
  mode $chan +v $nick
  .notice $nick Hello $nick ,Welcome to the matrixx: Feel free to use the help menu, please type: !menu
}
on *:TEXT:!menu:#matrixx:{ 
  .notice $nick Welcome to the Help Menu $nick: Feel free to use the following commands: !register, !forum, !general, !welcome, !crazy, !rules, !faq
}
on %*:text:!register*:#matrixx:{ notice $nick To register on the forum go here: http://www.some url }
on %*:text:!forum*:#matrixx:{ notice $nick The forum homepage is here: http://www.some url }
on %*:text:!general*:#matrixx:{ notice $nick For general chat go here: http://www.some url  }
on %*:text:!welcome*:#matrixx:{ notice $nick Introduce yourself on the forum here: http://www.some url  }
on %*:text:!crazy*:#matrixx:{ notice $nick crazy corner go here: http://www.some url  }
on %*:text:!rules*:#matrixx:{ notice $nick The forum rules are available here: http://www.some url }
on %*:text:!faq*:#matrixx:{ notice $nick The forum frequently asked questions are here: http://www.some url }


i cant seem to know where to place that code Billy added