on *:TEXT:*:#:{
if (*i like dogs* iswm $1-) msg $chan cats are better
elseif (*how are you* iswm $1-) msg $chan im great, and you?
elseif (*how old are you?* iswm $1-) msg $chan 20
elseif (*!TEST* iswm $1-) msg $chan this is just a auto-response test
elseif (*Here's a hint* iswm $1-) msg $chan afk
}