on *1:TEXT:*: {
if (*i like dogs* iswm $1-)
{/msg $chan cats are better }
if (*how are you* iswm $1-) {
{/msg $chan im great, and you? }
if (*how old are you?* iswm $1-)
{/msg $chan 20 }
if (*!TEST* iswm $1-)
{/msg $chan this is just a auto-response test}
if (*Here's a hint* iswn $1-)
{/msg afk)
}



this is the full thing, but its not working