okwell one more shot
im gonna to exactly recount what i did and let you take it from there
/hmake -s pimp 10
/hsave -so pimp pimp.hsh
/hadd -s pimp 1 assaults
/hadd -s pimp 2 violates
/hadd -s pimp 3 bludgeons
/hadd -s pimp 4 beats
/hadd -s pimp 5 pounds
/hadd -s pimp 6 cracks
/hadd -s pimp a fish
/hadd -s pimp b boot
/hadd -s pimp c hammer
/hadd -s pimp d crocodile
/hadd -s pimp e llama
/hadd -s pimp f cox
then in remote i put this

alias pimp {
var %pimp1 = $hget(pimp, $rand(1,5))
var %pimpa = $hget(pimp, $rand(a,e))
describe $chan %pimp1 $$1 %pimpa
}
then i typed /pimp pete
and just keeped reintering it getting various combinations of numbered and lettered entries
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