ill take a crack at it but dont hold it against me
alias /slap {
var %first = $hget(slap, $rand(1,10))
var %second = $hget(slap, $rand(a,z))
describe $chan %first $$?="the person you want to slap? %second $+ .
}
you could probably do it without assigning them to variables i dont know why i did that i might test this if i have time
you could probably use $$1 rather than $$?.....
the $$? has been tested and does work