Firstly, there is no need to use CAPS - it's considered shouting, and therefore, rude. Secondly, please keep the swearing down, this is a family-orientated forum and people of all ages and all walks of life will browse the threads.
Although this is the 'general' discussion forum, topics such as this are fairly inappropriate. They have nothing to do with mIRC, IRC or...anything. Try talking to your friends online.