Forums Scripts & Popups real pain that makes no sense

OK, i think my computer hates me, i've done some real simple scripts, some dont work at all other dont workon my computer but when i give them to a freind the DO!!!!! for example

<works on a friends> on *:TEXT:hello:#:/msg $chan Hello $nick and welcome to #chan

<doesnt work at all> on *:TEXT:*hey*:#:/msg $chan Hey to you to $nick glad to see your in $chan

is there just something really small that i'm doing wrong? i Paste them in remotes and thats it, whats wrong!? And i always use * instead of access levels antway

you cannot have 2 on *:text's in the same file..

use:

on *:text:*:#:{
if ($1 == hello) { msg # hi $nick }
elseif (*hey* iswm $1-) { msg # hey $nick }
}

You can have two on *:text: events in same file and they will work as expected...

so the problem is elsewhere

Just as long as the second event is not covered by the first.
The events given here should both work. However,

on *:TEXT:*:#: ...
on *:TEXT:*text*:#: ...

Here the second one won't work.

on *:TEXT:*text*:#: ...
on *:TEXT:*:#: ...

And here they both work, except the second one will not trigger if the text contains the word "text" because that's already covered by the first...

I hope you tried /remote on