on *:text:!8ball ?*:#yznb: {
if ((%flood8ball) || ($($+(%,flood8ball.,$nick),2))) { return }
set -u40 %flood8ball On
set -u120 %flood8ball. $+ $nick On
var %r $r(1,20)
if (%r == 1) {
/describe $chan @ $+ $nick $+ , It is certain.
}
if (%r == 2) {
/describe $chan @ $+ $nick $+ , No. danNo
}
if (%r == 3) {
/describe $chan @ $+ $nick $+ , YES PogChamp
}
if (%r == 4) {
/describe $chan @ $+ $nick $+ , Without a doubt.
}
if (%r == 5) {
/describe $chan @ $+ $nick $+ , Yes, of course.
}
if (%r == 6) {
/describe $chan @ $+ $nick $+ , No way in hell.
}
if (%r == 7) {
/describe $chan @ $+ $nick $+ , Keep dreaming baby.
}
if (%r == 8) {
/describe $chan @ $+ $nick $+ , Most likely.
}
if (%r == 9) {
/describe $chan @ $+ $nick $+ , Concentrate and ask again.
}
if (%r == 10) {
/describe $chan @ $+ $nick $+ , Wait a few seconds. danWait
}
if (%r == 11) {
/describe $chan @ $+ $nick $+ , Take it easy, pleb.
}
if (%r == 12) {
/describe $chan @ $+ $nick $+ , Outlook good.
}
if (%r == 13) {
/describe $chan @ $+ $nick $+ , Yes. Kappa
}
if (%r == 14) {
/describe $chan @ $+ $nick $+ , Cannot predict your answer right now.
}
if (%r == 15) {
/describe $chan @ $+ $nick $+ , I wouldn't count on it.
}
if (%r == 16) {
/describe $chan @ $+ $nick $+ , Maybe. BrokeBack
}
if (%r == 17) {
/describe $chan @ $+ $nick $+ , My answer is your answer.
}
if (%r == 18) {
/describe $chan @ $+ $nick $+ , Look inside your heart, and you'll find the answer.
}
if (%r == 19) {
/describe $chan @ $+ $nick $+ , xanRight Yes.
}
if (%r == 20) {
/describe $chan @ $+ $nick $+ , It's doubtful.
}
}
on *:text:!8ball *:#artiiz: {
if ((%flood9ball) || ($($+(%,flood9ball.,$nick),2))) { return }
set -u0 %flood9ball On
set -u0 %flood9ball. $+ $nick On
msg $chan @ $+ $nick $+ , Your question either didn't end with a "?", or is too long.
}