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#226995 21/10/10 03:47 PM
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we just had a heated back and forth on IRC. things got pretty ugly:

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<vrn> Jaytea: Your mom is so ugly when she uses $appstate it returns "Hiding from you"
<jaytea> your mom thinks $width() is bugged because it keeps returning 'too fat'
<jaytea> your mom looks like she hasn't triggered an on *:action: event in years
<vrn> jaytea: Your mom is so fat when she uses $fullscreen the computer becomes self-conscious
<jaytea> someone needs to teach your mom how to use $compress()
<vrn> jaytea: someone needs to teach your mom how to use $mask()
<jaytea> well your mom used /hop and crashed mirc
<jaytea> your mom has the following line in all her scripts: /* goto gym */
<Litch> Jaytea's mom is soo fat, everytime she calls $status it returns "Hungry"
<vrn> jaytea: Your mom is so fat she can /break a while loop without using the command.


devastating.

do you guys have any other hilarious mIRC related 'your mom' jokes? please do share!


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LOL I don't care WHAT you say, THAT'S FUNNY! laugh

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LOL!!!

Great stuff

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Yo mama so fat when she uses $len($width()) she gets a string to long error

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Not really mIRC specific (unless someone can make it so) but the only computer-esque your Momma joke I know is:

"Your Momma's so fat, the recursive function calculating her mass causes a stack overflow."

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Almost the opposite of most of the "weight" jokes is one I heard:
Your mamma's so skinny when they tried to calculate her bmi (body mass index), they got a division by zero error


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