ON *:TEXT:*!q*:#: {
if (%Mona == on) {
msg $chan $nick $+ : this question is for you: $read(questions.txt)
}
}
For this to work you will need a variable named %mona that == on. And you will need a questions.txt file in the $scriptdir with lines of text in it.
This will read a random line from the text file.