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#103334 19/11/04 07:14 AM
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djuan
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When I try to download any movies it puts me in queue.

If i am away from my computer for sometime then in between a pop up screen apears which tells me to download the movie.

if i am late in clicking the ok button then the download becomes incomplete.

is there anyway i can automate the download process so when ever the pop up screen apears it automatically downloads it to a specific directory.

tks ,
don

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is there anyway i can automate the download process


There sure is! Here's how:

For this to work you will need:

- $2 or more
- 1 large black bag with corded opening
- around 2 meters rope
- 1 office chair
- 1 hand bananas
- 1 imitation zztop beard (or the real thing if you can get it!)

First, apply the beard and use $1 to buy a bus fare to the nearest Zoo. Upon arriving at the Zoo you may be required to pay money to enter, but this is a small price to pay. Once you're in head over to the nearest monkey pen. Using the bananas and your super intelligence, quietly coax a suitable primate into the opened black bag, and seal the opening by pulling firmly on the cord. You will now have to covertly exit the Zoo. Spend another $1 on the bus fare home.

Upon arriving home you will have to quickly secure your new monkey to the office chair, using the rope. It may help to knock the monkey unconcious prior to attempting this step. Once secured, awoken, and placed in front of your computer the monkey will gradually learn to click 'OK' at the appropriate times.

If your monkey fails to operate in this manner, or becomes deceased, you will have to repeat all the above steps.

Congratulations, your downloads are now automated! smile



PS: There is a moral to this story. You may feel like a monkey knowing you put up with an inferior and completely illogical mechanism for the sole sake of stroking the egos of a few warez puppies. If you do, perhaps you should investigate some more suitable applications and protocols.

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Alright, I'm just replying to the post above me, "What the hell?"

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I think he's trying to deter the use of warez d/l'ing wink

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lol @ skip

i think we all only have 1 thing to say to djaun, and thats commit your illegal acts someplace else without ruining the reputation of our amazing program

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Basic translation, very bad idea to do this. Only set auto accept to a Trust a friend that you know no one else can use, like on my network that I run we have Hostserv, the admins for our radio station have Admin.SuprNovaRadio.Org, I know for a fact no one else can get that host since Im in command of all the crap. Warez downloading i wont get into the legal aspect is just stupid. who knows what file is infected. Its just like browsing the internet, do you just load any old page in ie?(if your a averagely bright fellow youd know the answer to that)


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