Well I didn't have anything like that coded, but I just cooked this up. I have no idea if it works or not since I couldn't find a netsplit to test it on (for a change) so buyer beware
To use (and change) a phrase, there's never a split around when ya need one lol. Ill have to give it a try tho Ive never used hash tables ever before so this might be a good start
