on *:action:huggles *:#: {
  if ($2 == $me) {
    if ($rand(0,1)) describe $chan implodes
    else describe $chan huggles back

For the test i'd need more information on what you want; i could even be
if ($regex($2-,$+(\b,$me,\b)) to check if your nick is a word in it; works even if it's surrounded by .,:;=+ etc

for the $rand change: if (0) is false, also if ($false) and if ($null) are false, all other text returns true, so if (1) is true, if (moo) is true and so on smile