on *:JOIN:#kfc-cinema: {
if ($nick == Infecta) { //msg $chan [13:11] <Infecta> I got expelled from 3 high schools [13:12] <Infecta> before being sent to a special boarding school in Englands equivilent of Idaho - Gloucestershire ! [13:12] <Infecta> so I drove a tractor through the local cricket pavillion [13:12] <Infecta> MWAHAHAHA ! }
if ($nick == Jasse) { //msg $chan "You will never own the Ren and Stimpy dvds! MUHAHAHA!" }
if ($nick == yoshimi) { //msg $chan [19:46] <yoshimi> Goodnight, chawbacon! }
if ($nick == $me) { //msg $chan 2D4EVER }
if ($nick == Sanban) { //msg $chan [21:10] <nabnaS> look, yoshimi i'm connected to 0 peers and 0 seeds, and it says I have 300 hours left }
if ($nick == NeoSepharan) { //msg $chan [23:03] <NeoSepharan> is it wrong that im talking to a 12 yo girl }
if ($nick == TheArtofFighting) { //msg $chan Another Gackt lover! GET HIM! }
if ($nick == scar) { //msg $chan [14:36] <scar> you don't know how horrible the french accent is }
if ($nick == sanjuro) { //msg $chan [23:11] <Sanjuro> i'm like a cross between Vincent Vega and Frodo }
if ($nick == Isak) { //msg $chan [12:59] <Isak> try gay aware [12:59] <Isak> it will tell you gackt is a fag }
if ($nick == eddyjackson) { //msg $chan [22:58] * eddyjackson makes prodip crash one more time, just to show importance of upgrading }
if ($nick == LMF-Prodip) { //msg $chan [22:57] <LMF-Prodip> "Børk! Børk! Børk!" }
if ($nick == nineballninja) { //msg $chan [01:22] <nineballninja> my balls ache for it }
}